the maid

Dear Esmeralda,

We regret to inform you that as of today, October 10, 2008, you are relieved of your duties as housekeeper of the Hill/McIntyre/Hannah residence. You haven't cleaned Amanda's room in months, you have failed to pick out our daily outfits (not to mention laundered and ironed them), and we haven't had a decent pancake for breakfast in weeks. This is unacceptable.

Sincerely,
TheParty'sOverHere